Hey! Who's that sexy thang I see over there? That's ME! Standin' in the mirror! K, when you wear these I want you to look in the mirror after putting them on and say "You look gorgeous!" as unapologetically as that misfit robot in Wall-E. Even if YOU don't believe it, doesn't mean it's not true! So stop tearing apart your pores and wrinkles and give yourself a compliment for once!
-Gold and Hot Pink